Privacy policy

Last updated 03 October 2026

The short version. We are one person selling shirts. We collect what we need to print and post you a monster, we do not sell your details to anyone, we do not track you across the internet, and there is no advertising or analytics tracking on this site at all. Ask us to delete your data and we will.

What we collect, and why

We only collect what an order actually requires:

Your email address — to send your receipt and your shipping notification, and to reach you if a shirt goes wrong.
Your name and shipping address — so the shirt can reach you.
Your order — which monster you bought, which size, what you paid, and a short design code so we can find your order quickly.
Any note you leave on a design — only if you generate one in our lab, and only to make that design.

Your address specifically

We do not keep your shipping address on file. It goes from the card processor straight to our print partner and the carrier, so a shirt can be posted. What we keep is the order and your email — not where you live.

What we do not do

No selling or renting your information. Ever.
No advertising trackers, pixels, or third-party ad scripts on this site.
No analytics that profile you across websites.
No newsletter and no mailing list. We do not have one, and we will not add you to one.
No selling your monster or reusing your order for marketing without asking you.

Who processes it, and who else sees it

We use two companies, and only two:

Stripe

Handles your payment and sends your receipt. They receive your email, address, and card details. We never see or store your full card number.

Printify

Our print partner. They print and post the shirt, so they receive the order, the artwork, your size and your shipping address. They send the shipping notification with tracking.

Beyond those two, nobody. No data brokers, no ad networks, no list brokers.

How long we keep it

Order records are kept so we can reprint a shirt, handle a refund, or answer a question months later. If you want yours gone, ask — we will delete it, with the one honest exception: we may have to keep a record of a transaction where money changed hands, because tax law requires it. Your artwork and notes we will delete on request, immediately.

Your rights

You can ask us at any time to:

tell you what we hold about your order,
correct anything that is wrong,
delete your order and artwork, or
stop contacting you (there is very little we send).

Just reply to your receipt, or use the contact details there. We will not ask you to prove who you are beyond confirming the order belongs to you.

Security

Payments run entirely on Stripe’s servers, so card details never touch our site. Orders are confirmed by verifying a signed payment message with the card processor — a shirt is only ever printed after that check passes.

Children

This shop is not aimed at children and we do not knowingly collect information from anyone under 13.

This shop is operated as an independent business. The monsters are our own designs. Stripe and Printify are separate companies with their own privacy policies, which govern the data they hold on your behalf.